She's JV to your varsity
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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