If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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