His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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