Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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