Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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