what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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