So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize