Non-Jews are for practice
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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