I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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