if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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