He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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