You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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