Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
