his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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