i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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