how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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