I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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