That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize