i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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