BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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