you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i think im in europe. pls send help
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
