I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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