she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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