Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
