Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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