Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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