"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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