Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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