We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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