Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
