I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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