After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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