if you like me you must not know who I am
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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