sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
not ubering you a puppy
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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