So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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