It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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