So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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