let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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