Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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