so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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