i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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