Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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