Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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