Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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