Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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