I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
