I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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