I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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