i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
