I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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