at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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