I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He better not be in your backpack
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
