And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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