This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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