Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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