oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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